FAIRIES! FAIRIES! FAIRIES!
Ok, ok, you get the point. This year I am going to make a.... FAIRY HOUSE!!!!
And yes, Sophia is going to do it too, I am just pretending she is a little stick. It will have plumbing, it will have electricity, it will have everything.
It's taking a long time because we are building a real house that has shrunk down. We have been meeting with a friend who is a scientist and she is helping us do the plans. I had to draw blueprints, but it didn't work the first time I drew the blueprints, and we had to keep on trying and trying until we got ones that worked. I had to cut cardboard and right now I am in the process of making a cardboard prototype so that way I can know how big I'm going to cut the wood, and sheetrock and everything else, and where everything is going to go.
I am imagining that a fairy family will live there for 5 acorn caps. To get fairy houses like this, that are already built by humans, you have to trade valuable things, like acorn caps. They have a family of 5, and the grandma and grandpa come to live with them, because where they used to live got destroyed by a human baby, so they came to live with them. The family who I think will move in will have one baby and two kids who are about 5 and 8 years old. I think they will have a lovely time there. We are going to build the Grandma and Grandpa's room, the Mum and Dad's room, we're going to build the kids' room, and a baby's room.
Right now I am in the process of building a fairy swingset, a toy box and other things.
A poem by Eleanor Pallister:
In FairylandIn fairyland...
a daisy could be a hat.In fairyland....
In fairyland....a pebble could be a rock -
a ginormous boulder to babies.
the houses would be so tiny
In fairyland....and cute that you would want
to move the whole entire fairyland
into your backyard.
In fairyland....a hollow tree could fit about
50 fairies.
In fairyland....everything is magic.
It's hard to go to fairyland...Pixiedust makes everything fly.
Mice can be horses.
but keep believing and then you might.
Redeema By Eleanor Pallister, age 7 1/2
Once upon a time, there was a light show. That light show was a special light show. The reason why it was special was that it wasn't lights, it was fairies. And, one of the fairies was Redeema. After the show she was hanging out with her friends in the theatre, stopping to get a coffee, and then behind her in line, was vicious BIG SCARY TIGER!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the tiger licked her! And then she started screaming, "Help! Help!" in a deep and bellowing, manly voice. Then the tiger, which was actually little, said, "Hi, my name is Daniel Tiger. Don't worry, I'm actually very friendly." Redeema started shaking and shaking until she fell on the floor. Then the tiger said, "Would you like to come to my house for a playdate?" and then Redeema said, "Ok, unless you don't eat me."
Then his Mum and Redeema and the little tiger went to the coconut car which runs on watermelon milk. And then they drove to his house, but then the friendly tiger forgot he had invited a dragon over for tea! Redeema said, "OH NO! A vicious powerful dragon who eats only blood and flesh!" And then, the friendly tiger's dad came out of his room, and Redeema found out that Daniel Tiger's dad was Lord Business, the evil guy from the Lego movie. Redeema shouted out, "BUUUUTT, BuuuTTT, AAAAACHHOOOOOOO!!!!" She sneezed the biggest sneeze ever which sent her flying backward with pixie dust coming out of her nose. Then the friendly tiger jumped up and bit her dress. Ah ha! So that tiger was NOT a friendly tiger!
Redeema shone light out of her hands and made everyone blind for fifty-eight hours. But she also put them asleep, because a bit of the pixie dust that flew out of her nose got in the lights that flew out of her hands, and pixie dust can make people sleepy who don't use it all the time, so they all went to sleep. And after that she lived at their house and she got used to there being a tiger, Lord Business and a dragon there.
The End
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